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Elton Connell

Nickelette’s Word Problems

  1. Nickelette’s friend, Dr. Hairball, can perform 30 top surgeries in 1 day and he works 9 days a week. How many tops can he create over the course of his career?

  2. Nickelette’s newest pair of shoes would put her feet at a 169 degree angle to the ground. If her feet are 18 inches long, how much taller would these make her if she could stand in them?

  3. Nickelette knows a guy who got into a clinic at the beginning of high school. If he finishes a vial of testosterone every 2 weeks, how many vials will he finish before everyone who had to wait for informed consent gets to start hormones?

  4. Nickelette has gotten into the Digital Transgender Archive. If she spends 16 hours on the site a day, how soon will she be able to get into a gilded age photo and make out with a male impersonator?

  5. Nickelette wants to make a dozen cupcakes with frosting that is 69% cum. Given all necessary variables, would it be faster for her to produce the cum herself or go down the block to the adult video store and wring out the mop?

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